Sa Aking Nawawalang Kaluluwa

First sexual contact with the opposite kind?                                                 

•           5 or 6 years old

Number of shags till present?

•           Not keeping track. less than 500 probably

Number of women shagged?

•           8 and still counting

Number of women who performed BJ on you?

•           2

How many times did you blow on a BJ?

•           NONE

Maximum shags in a day?

•           8? not sure

Maximum orgasm in a day?

•           8?

Back door (Anal) experience?

•           OnCe

Mastrubating?

•           Absolutely

How many times a day?

•           It depends. Well i had 7 a day so far

Sexual encounter with a man?

•           Once?

Animal experience?

•           Definetely, Once

One night Stands?

•           5

Orgy?

•           Is three some orgy? Once

Best place for shagging?

•           Bed—Comfy

Worst pLace?

•           Sink—too high

Most unforgettable shag?

•           THREESOME…bwahahahaha

Sexual advice:

          Goverment warning:  Do not shag, fuck, nor have sex under the influence of alcohol. Erectile dysfunction may manifest. High incident of sexually transmitted disease have been reported. Excessive alcohol intake may also result to delayed menstruation period due to uncontrolled orgasms. Parental supervision is very dangerous to you health and allowance.

Credits:

To any one not mentioned in this article, I apologize. You know who you are. Your part is well appreciated. This is my conquest towards manhood.Thank you for the support.

Yours truly, Glen

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