Sa Aking Nawawalang Kaluluwa

"This is it…" laging bukambibig ni Ato at ni Bhong pag oras na ng test. Natatae, na-iihi…yan lang ang ilan sa mga pakiramdam na kasalukuyang sumusundot sa aking puwet at mga kasukasuan. Gusto kong mag yosi pero matagal na akong nag quit. pucha, proud na proud ako. By the way, my next article is, "How to quit smoking in 30 days". Para sa mga tatanga-tangang magsasabi na, "what’s the big deal with quitting smoking", isa lang masasabi ko sa inyo, "FUCK YOU!, try smoking, be addicted then you tell me how to quit…stupid bastards."

Nyway, back to the next big thing. The "TEST" is soon. My pencils are sharped, including my hair. My books are packed, i’ll be leaving tomorrow. Am I ready? Hell, YEah! i’m excited. My life is worthless. I have nothing to loose. What more do i need?

It has been generally accepted that the Hole of a Doughnut is nothing but an empty space. It is the definition of nothingness. Many years have been given on the study proving that there is something existing in that hole, however scientists failed time and time again.

But on the eve of 2005, a breakthrough was made by a brilliant young scientist named Glen Grijalvo. He has initially proven that something really exist in a doughnut hole. Information is yet to be released. The young scientist, however, promised that additional details about the new theory will be made public by the end of this year. This theory is said to be next to the Theory of Relativity.