June 10th, 2005 by tetramethylbenzidine
First sexual contact with the opposite kind?
Number of shags till present?
- Not keeping track. less than 500 probably
Number of women shagged?
Number of women who performed BJ on you?
How many times did you blow on a BJ?
Maximum shags in a day?
Maximum orgasm in a day?
Back door (Anal) experience?
Mastrubating?
How many times a day?
- It depends. Well i had 7 a day so far
Sexual encounter with a man?
Animal experience?
One night Stands?
Orgy?
Best place for shagging?
Worst pLace?
Most unforgettable shag?
Sexual advice:
Goverment warning: Do not shag, fuck, nor have sex under the influence of alcohol. Erectile dysfunction may manifest. High incident of sexually transmitted disease have been reported. Excessive alcohol intake may also result to delayed menstruation period due to uncontrolled orgasms. Parental supervision is very dangerous to you health and allowance.
Credits:
To any one not mentioned in this article, I apologize. You know who you are. Your part is well appreciated. This is my conquest towards manhood.Thank you for the support.
Yours truly, Glen
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June 10th, 2005 by tetramethylbenzidine
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1. Take it easy baby! Women always need to discuss the relationship. Why can they just take it as it comes.
2. Shop till I drop! They love shopping! Not only is the list endless, they have to check 10 different things before they finally buy the one they first saw. Have it your way, lady, but leave us out of it.
3. Never satisfied: You never get to reach a party on time. They spend hours preening in front of the mirror and then stress about someone turning up in the same outfit. Have you ever hear a man say "Oh no, I’m so embarrassed, there’s another man wearing a black tuxedo." 
4. Fashion: Her tastes in fashion changes every so frequently that you either run out breath trying to catch up, or end up wondering whether you are too dumb to catch up.
5. They notice the minutest things: Why do women have to criticize other women on everything from hairstyle to shoes and everything in between? Only a woman can notice something as trivial as the purse not matching the shoes!
6. Jealousy! Nothing can beat that. Sometimes, it only so little as the mention of another woman’s name and you could down on you knees licking her feet like dog.
7. Possessiveness! Women seem to have a serous security issues. How else would you explain their need for men to hold them, and tell them how special they are? The claim to be the modern woman of the 21st century, and suddenly become extremely insecure once they finally fall in love.
8. The ‘testing’ thing you do… Women love to test men by throwing obscure theoretical questions like “What are you thinking”. Then they just stand there arms crossed, foot tapping waiting for the right answer by which we can prove that we are their “soul-mates”.
9. Oh, those tears! They cry over everything from a broken nail to a movie on TV. But it’s really the pits when they use their tears to emotionally blackmail us.
10. "Holier than thou" attitude, ugh! They never admit to having had fooled around with other men. And, they are always complaining about how much work they do around the house, no matter how much work we do.
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June 10th, 2005 by tetramethylbenzidine
I will not die an unlived life
I will not live in fear of falling
Or of catching fire
I choose to inhabit my days
To allow my living to open me
Making me less afraid
More accessible
To loosen my heart
So that it becomes a wing, a torch, a promise
I choose to risk my significance.
To live so that that which comes to me as seed
Goes to the next as blossom
And that which comes to me as blossom
Goes on as fruit.
by dawna markova
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June 9th, 2005 by tetramethylbenzidine
How many times have i denied my self from watching this movie? Countless. Reason—unbearable. But for the first time, i have finally seen "Eternal Sunshine…" and now i have drawn my self into denial once again. So many questions. Answers, i have none.
If erasing memories’ possible would i commit myself doin it? Gladly, i would answer without hesitation. But my subconsious, that i can not control. It would probably find a way of keeping your memories. So better format the heart along with it.
Did you erase your memories of me too? Obviously, without uncertainty. Unlike for him.Too bad for me, i guess. I envy you though. Unlike you, i find my nights restless. Happy memories turn to nightmares. Remembering us happy together drag tears. Not a day did i not think of you.To grin, i have learned. But to smile again, i have forgotten.
written by glen for you
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June 9th, 2005 by tetramethylbenzidine
Binuksan ko ang dyaryo ng aking lolo na ito ang nilalaman…
Virgo—uulanin ka ng katamaran ngayong buwan…
Sa unang pagkakataon ako’y naniwala sa guhit ng kapalaran—na ang lahat ng tao ay may nakatakdang patutunguhan.
Sa kasalukuyan ako’y nagrereview sa nalalapit naming board exams ngayong darating na Set,…Sep,…pucha! pano nga ba ang espeling ng September sa tagalog? Hayup! papasa ba ako? tagalog na lang di ko pa alam.
Gabi-gabi, sa nakaraang isang buwan, alas-onse pa lamang tulog na ak0.At sa bawat pagkakataong yun ay binalak kong gumising ng alas singko para mag-jogging. At tulad ng pangarap ng mga Pilipinong makaahon sa kahirapan, ito’y nanatiling isang matamis na panaginip na lang. At dahil dito, lagi kong napapanaginipan na ako’y tumatakbo sa dalampasigan–sariwa ang hangin, naghahabulan ang mga alon. Gumigising akong pawisan dahil sa panaginip. Tangna! pinatay pala ni Lola ang electric fan. Kaya naman pala. Pwede bang magka-muscle ang utak sa pagtakbo sa panaginip? Sa tingin ko kasi lumalaki na ang ulo ko…Opps! tanga… ibang ulo pala ang lumalaki sa akin. Nakalimutan ko, umaga na pala. Kailangan ko ng "eexercise" itong alaga ko.Teka lang muna ha… Ahhh! Sarap! Ito ang buhay…
sa panulat ni Glen
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